Sunday, November 1, 2009

Coveting My Neighbor's Ass

My neighbor is a size zero. I like to imagine her in a department store.

Saleslady: Yes, I can find that for you. What size?

My neighbor: Size zero. You see, I am so tiny that I have no size at all.

Saleslady nods appreciatively and realizes that anything in the store will look incredible on my neighbor.

My neighbor is also very pretty. I'd hate her except that she's sweet, too.

Men who should know tell me that spanking a size zero is like spanking a rock. They claim to prefer a nice, soft round bottom.

Let's hope this is true.

1 comment:

  1. Spanking a rock mightr hurt our hands. That would never do ;)

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