Promises

"I thought you said you were going to post every day."

"What?"

"Turn off the TV."

"Whyyyyy?... Ouch! Okay, fine. What?"

"You said you were going to post every day. You said if you were going to do this blog thing you would do it right."

"I know, but I got busy."

"Busy with what?"

"Mmmm.... well, I did some laundry."

"You did a load of laundry. That's busy?"

"I did some other stuff!"

"Such as?"

"I don't know. I can't remember."

"Stand up and turn around. Pants down."

"Noooo...."

"NOW."

"Ow!"

"Panties down too. Hurry up."

"This is not fair! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"You said you'd post every day."

"I will! Geez! I'll post every day! OWWWWW!"

"Good. See that you do. No, don't pull them up. I think you can be bare-bottomed for the rest of today. I might feel like reminding you again."

"Grrrr."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"Good. Go on and post something."